2003-08-22 - 8:21 p.m.
Dear Jessica Simpson,
Did you not realize how you would look on TV? Did you and your husband know nothing about eachother before you got married? Do you really have to ask if they have maids for celebrities?
Also, tell your parents that they are the reason you're so damn prissy and you can't even do your own laundry.
Your husband has gained my respect. You on the other hand, you just made me laugh my ass off.
