2003-12-26 - 9:46 p.m.
Dear Uncle Asshole,
When you came into the room and asked me to get your daughter's gifts from Santa because your wife accidently already gave them the gifts you had already bought, I agreed to help you out because I'm like that. I'll go outta my way to help you even tho you have been nothing but a dickhead to me my whole life.
I went to the store on Christmas morning and bought each of them $20 Bratz dolls because I thought it was something they'd enjoy.
You then call me tonight and tell me that they hated the gifts. Didn't thank me. Didn't appreciate me getting you out of the mess you were in. Just called to bitch. Well, I have one thing to say to you.
Fuck you.
oh, and Merry Christmas. Obviously, you need to spend more time with your bratty kids and teach them the real meaning of Christmas.. and while you're at it, teach 'em how to be greatful.
Me.
